"Alex, Don't You Like It When Mommy Bends Down?"

Okay, this journal is rather pointless, but it was one of the better moments of my day, so on with the story....

A few minutes ago, Chico (my little brother) sat down to eat dinner. I was on the laptop (as I am currently) and didn't really pay him any mind, until he says:

"Alex, don't you like it when mommy bends down?"

I look at with with a what-the-f*ck look and he explains:

"I mean, when she bends down, sometimes you see her panties and you get to say 'Crack kills!' and everybody laughs! And isn't that so funny?! Mommy, bend down and squat so we can laugh!"

I laughed with him, but I was still sorta scared....

Yea...

;P