Grocery Store Antics

Okay, so today me and my Chicken went to Walmart.
And oh my God, did we embarass ourselves.
(But, did you really think we cared?)

So, the first thing we did was leave Chicken's mom by herself.
We're mean little cheeses.
So, then we went to a toy aisle where I found the love of my life.
Lets just say, Barbie is not marring my man, Ken.
(He tasted yummy =])

So, then we went over to the toddler section and messed around with some xylophones.
I can play three songs!
Mary Had A Little Lamb.
Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star.
And Row, Row, Row, Your Boat!!
Chicken cant play crap.
=D
(Thats right Chicken, I just dissed you so bad.)

So, then we, meaning I, walked tot he music section hula-hooping with our necks, and we passed the fuh-lippen georgous guy, and he was all, "Wtf?", at us.
=]

Then, we danced to Gwen Stefani and Hinder and Fall Out Boy
and T.a.T.u and many others.

Then we played Guitar Hero 2 and I sucked.
Chicken sucked worse, though.

Then, we played tag with Tag.
We smell like sexy men, dammit.
I know that just by reading this you want to get in our pants.
But, you cant get in mine.
These jeans are too tight.
And so are Chicken's.

But, then we went to Publix and skipped down the aisles singing the Dora The Explorer song.
Then I carried a bag of cotton balls and two Pregnency tests around with me.
B]

Chicken bought a Monster for 1.25.
I bought a RockStar for .65.
Woo!

RockStar > Monster.
B]

But, that pretty much sums up my day.
So...
Bye.