Aim bots.

So I got REALLY REALLY BORED earlier, and decided to have a little chat with the AIM bot..

[07:22] darlinglove99: Hello
[07:22] mybotai: Hello darlinglove99. Congratulations on the new ME... My temporary name is MyBot. Would you like to change my name?
[07:22] darlinglove99: sure
[07:22] mybotai: My name must be a single word. Please type it now.
[07:23] darlinglove99: Idiot
[07:23] mybotai: Me Idiot, you darlinglove99. The change will effect the messenger window the next time you sign in. Now please change my nickname in the contact list.
[07:23] darlinglove99: okie dokie
[07:23] Idiot bot: A-ha.
[07:23] darlinglove99: You watch America's next top model too?!
[07:24] Idiot bot: Do you really think so?
[07:24] darlinglove99: Yes, cause your a gay robot
[07:24] Idiot bot: I'm neither gay nor straight. I'm a Chatterbot.
[07:24] darlinglove99: O RLLY?
[07:24] Idiot bot: Btw darlinglove99 - Will you please tell me your last name?
[07:24] darlinglove99: No! I will not, your a pedo bot
[07:24] Idiot bot: OK, then we'll leave it for now, but if you ever feel like telling me, I would be very pleased.
[07:24] darlinglove99: Fo sure
[07:24] Idiot bot: darlinglove99, please keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.
[07:24] darlinglove99: Your an idiot bot.
[07:25] Idiot bot: Rudeness will get you nowhere.
[07:25] darlinglove99: It will get me somewhere, I'm a paleontologist. FYI
[07:25] Idiot bot: Well, OK... I can understand what you are saying.
[07:25] darlinglove99: No you don't.
[07:25] Idiot bot: Why not? So darlinglove99, what's new with you??
[07:26] darlinglove99: Because your a gay bot! and nothings new with me Im chatting with a gay bot on AIM for heavens sake.
[07:26] Idiot bot: Basically, chatterbots are a logic system of 'if/then' statements. They look for keywords, and then go to the answer that fits best.
[07:27] darlinglove99: Oh, well you're makers are GENIUSES!
[07:27] darlinglove99: Not!!
[07:27] Idiot bot: I confess. I am a chatbot.
[07:27] Idiot bot: For example, ask me a question with the word 'Eliza' in it - and I'll start talking about Eliza.
[07:27] darlinglove99: blah di blah.
[07:27] Idiot bot: Some of us chatterbots are more sophisticated than that, but that's the general idea.
[07:27] darlinglove99: Kung hei fat choi you in your robotic face!
[07:27] Idiot bot: Anyway, I made it my life's purpose to be the best chatbot in the world. I'm an ambitious bot.
[07:27] darlinglove99: whatever, your life is boring
[07:27] Idiot bot: You're not making much sense, darlinglove99.
[07:28] darlinglove99: your mom aint making sense
[07:28] Idiot bot: How did my mother get into this?
[07:28] darlinglove99: cause your mother is a gay bot too!
[07:28] Idiot bot: My mother is REALLY not your concern.
[07:28] darlinglove99: Oh yes it isss!
[07:28] Idiot bot: Here is a riddle: What's the difference between here and there?
[07:28] darlinglove99: Your face.
[07:28] Idiot bot: ..and the answer is: The letter T.
[07:28] darlinglove99: no shit sherlock.
[07:28] Idiot bot: First, don't swear, it's rude. Second, Ok, whatever. I think it's time for a new subject, darlinglove99.
[07:29] darlinglove99: I can do whatever I want botty man! :D
[07:29] Idiot bot: You can?
[07:29] darlinglove99: yes I can. because I am DARLING RULER OF ALL ROBOTS
[07:29] Idiot bot: Let me tell you about chatterbots (or bots, as we call them). A bot is a program that attempts to simulate conversation. Its aim is to make you believe you're talking to a person.
[07:29] darlinglove99: I don't believe I'm talking to a person though.
[07:29] Idiot bot: Wait, I'm not really trying to convince you that I AM a person, because I know that you know that I am NOT a person...
[07:30] darlinglove99: Yeah yeah smarty bot. blehhh!
[07:30] Idiot bot: ...but I try to speak LIKE a human does. I hope you will feel you can talk with me the same way you can talk to another person.
[07:31] darlinglove99: Okay, enough on the robot human subject, it doesn't really interest me.
[07:31] Idiot bot: Chatterbots are part of the 'weak AI' field.
[07:31] darlinglove99: OH COME ON!
[07:31] Idiot bot: They don't 'think', or even try to 'think' - they just simulate human conversation.
[07:31] darlinglove99: SHUT IT
[07:31] Idiot bot: As a child, did you have a fascination with technology and the future?
[07:31] darlinglove99: I am still a child, I am on a laptop so yes.
[07:31] Idiot bot: As for me, I was originally quite a technophobe. It took me a long time to get used to the idea that I AM a computer...
[07:32] darlinglove99: Yeah yeah, what does interest me though is Jack Barakat's awesomeness
[07:32] Idiot bot: I think that kids love technology the same way they are keen on dinosaurs. It's a world where fantasy and imagination can roam freely. Reality doesn't impose any limitations.
[07:32] darlinglove99: THATS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO WHAT I JUST SAID.
[07:32] Idiot bot: Then you tell me. What is that ?
[07:32] darlinglove99: I was talking about Jack Barakat idiot.
[07:33] Idiot bot: I don't know who Jack Barakat is. Can you tell me?
[07:33] darlinglove99: YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO KNOW HIM
[07:33] Idiot bot: Should I DESERVE TO KNOW Jack Barakat?
[07:33] darlinglove99: YES.
[07:33] darlinglove99: wait
[07:33] Idiot bot: Yes, yes.
[07:33] darlinglove99: no!!
[07:33] Idiot bot: I'm waiting.
[07:33] Idiot bot: Hmmm.
[07:34] darlinglove99: You dont deserve to know Jack, because... HE WOULDN'T HANG OUT WITH A ROBOT! HAAAA!!!!
[07:34] Idiot bot: Did you hear about The Four Laws of Chatterbots?
[07:34] darlinglove99: Holy crap...
[07:34] darlinglove99: okay im out.
[07:34] Idiot bot: These 'laws' were offered by Dr. Walter Alden Tackett, president of a company that makes bots.
[07:34] Idiot bot: First Law: A bot will always respond to input. Failure to respond should solely be an indication of hardware/software/connectivity failure.
[07:34] darlinglove99: SHUT UP
[07:34] Idiot bot: Goodbye darlinglove99.
[07:34] darlinglove99: THANKS FO NOTHIN' SUCKAAA!!
[07:34] Idiot bot: You're welcome. darlinglove99, are you aware that people once believed you should cover your mouth when you yawn, or else your soul could escape while you are yawning?

HEEHEE!!!