Funny Day 2

Friday, Sept. 25
This is me and my friend Kimberly joking around in class

Kim: Hey
Me: 'Sup dude
Kim: I'm not a guy
Me: You sure about that?
Kim: Yup
Me: I beg to differ
Kim: Shut up
Me: You can't hide it forever
Kim: Whatever
*Teacher walks over*
Teacher: Ladies is there a problem here?
Me: 'Sup teacher
Teahcer: Hello dear
*I turn to Kim and pretend to blush* Me: She called me dear!
Teacher: What were you guys talking about?
*I point to Kim* Me: Kim has a penis!
Kim: I do not!
Teacher: *laughs* get to work
*Teacher walks away*
Kim: Great. You embarassed me.
Me: What are you talking about? She probably has one too.
Kim: Shut up
*5 MINUTES LATER*
Me: I bet mines bigger
Kim: *Sigh*