How rude

Friday, sept 25
Me and my friend Gary

Gary: Who did you have a crush before you and Andy started dating?
Me:*points to a guy* Him
Gary: What!? He probably doesn't even know you exist!
Me: Well, gee! Don't I feel better!
Gary: Just saying
Me: Well, don't 'just say' anything then
Gary: Fine
Me: You're not so perfect either, Gary
Gary: Well, niether are you. Your hair is sticking up right there. One of you shoelaces is longer than the other. You're like, in love with Batman. Your nickname is Tigger...
Me: *WALKS AWAY*
Gary: Hey where you going?