likeitmatters on Hobos: Are they really as nice as we'd like to think?

I know it looks like I'm turning into some kind of scene kid minus the whiney videos but I'm not.

Disclaimer: Do not read this and assume I hate all homeless people! It's not always their fault they're homeless, I know! But sometimes it is and sometimes they're d*cks about it!

Okay. Little work to do. Nice night.

I did what any girl would. I went to go to the cinema with some friends. . .

Only, when we got there, we learned cinemas and the internet LIE. They lieeeeeee! Don't trust them, ever! The tinterweb said: This film starts at 8!
We got there and the cinema times said: No, this film starts at 7! A whole hour ago!

We were like Booooooooo!

SO, we decided to go to Subway and treat ourselves to a nice sub! Omnomnomnom! Six inch veggie patty on hearty Italian bread with lettuce, peppers, cucumber and mayo!

Basically, we're sitting in Subway, enjoying ourselves when we suddenly hear:

"SHU'UP!"

We turn to look and a drunk homeless guy's crept in and sat down; fair enough, Subway's for everyone. He's eating a sub and two packets of Doritos (one of which he ate most of off the floor when he dropped it.).

We also noticed everytime someone entered or left, he'd go:

"AW'RIGHT?!"

And if they didn't reply he'd go:

"F*ckin' b*stard!"

Then, everyone around us left and it was just us and this drunk guy. Next thing we noticed was that he was going from table to table, scrounging through peoples rubbish and eating any leftovers. We tried to ignore him, deciding if he didn't have any money for a sub, it may not have been his fault (but the fact he was drunk suggests otherwise!). We carried on talking and eating and suddenly:

"HOMELESS PEOPLE SLEEP HERE!"

We shrugged at each other and carried on eating and talking, filming a straw making a weird noise.

"SHUT. UP!"

Again we ignored him, still filming and talking. Suddenly we hear:

"YOU DIRTY SLUT!" - which I got on film!

He shouted it at my friend who is both blessed and cursed with a massive chest; by massiv, I mean massive! I won't say how big because it's her business!

She turned to him and said:

"What?!" In an I-mean-business tone!

"YOU F*CKIN' HEARD!"

And he then began throwing all the rubbish he'd been going through at us! We were hit by paper bags and showered with crumbs until one of the ladies behind the counter said:

"OI! Either, you behave yourself or you can leave!"

So he sat there a bit longer, occasionally shouting something at us until he got up and went to leave. He stopped by our table and went:

"Y'know what?All four of you are d*ckheads anyway!"

To which we all said: "What?!" In a how-f*cking-dare-you tone!

"This is for homeless people to sleep in! Not for you to sit in!"

And off he flounced.

So, we sat for a bit longer, hoping he'd gone off quickly so we didn't have to run into him again. As we left, we saw him ahead of us on the other side of the road, swearing at anyone that walked past him. Sooooooo, we decided to walk the long way to our destination!

Sooo, yes. Don't always think tramps are nice! They're not!! Sometimes they're drunk guys in Subway, eating off the floor and calling people dirty sluts for no reason =/

We've decided he picked on us because:
A: We didn't leave so he could go through our rubbish too.
B: We didn't buy him a sub!

But yes. Tramps and hobos: Are they really as nice as we'd like to think?

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