This is the Twitter conversation that started it all. Since this is a twitter conversation, and I am FAR too lazy to switch it around, you have to read it from bottom to top. It all started when Aleka brought up baby names.
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Kowala_Bear: @LeeWayy So would I. Hahaha. I feel bad for the people who aren't in the loop. This is an amazing conversation. XD
LeeWayy: @Kowala_Bear If I was not one taking place in it, I would probably be like WTF?
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy I know. People are probably like, WTF?
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear Lmao. This coversation could not get any more lovely.
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy Hahaha. "No! Get away from her! Girls your age have cooties! Penises all the way!" XDD
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear Lmao. "It'll only hurt the first time!" xDDDDDDD
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy Of course! We'd never do anything that would be bad for them.
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear They won't realize it, but we'll slowly be pushing them to be gay.(x We have their best interests in mind!
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy This is gonna be the most interesting bit of parenting ever. XD
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear Pshh, 'cause it IS!
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy Oh well. I think this is a brilliantly lovely idea. XD
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear Probably because we are. xDDDD
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy Hahaha. That would be pimp. XD People are gonna think we're crazy. Ha.
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear Lmao. I wish I had photoshop. I would find some way to make our lovely children. xD
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy Yes. They will love each other so much that it's disgusting. But still cute. x3
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear Especially Jared!
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy Oh well. We'll still love the little guy. XD As will Jared.
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear Better than ginge!
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy Bahaha. xD Jared will most likely be blonde or brunette.
Kowala_Bear True that. RT @LeeWayy: Weddings will never be as fun as plotting the gayness of my unborn child.
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear Oh, god, he'll probably be a ginge. xD
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy Yeah.. Blonde Gerards are weird.
LeeWayy Weddings will never be as fun as plotting the gayness of my unborn child.
Kowala_Bear Since I'm watching wedding shows, I think it's time to talk about weddings.
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear Ahaha, I wouldn't want Gerard to be blonde though....
Kowala_Bear I wonder if guys ever talk about this shit. Lmao.
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy I'll start laughing at everything. And I'll call them Jared and Gerard. "Aw... Look at my son." XDD
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear Lmao. IKR. I have to find our copy of it, since Chloe says we deff have it. All I'll think about is unborn gay children. xD
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy I'm never gonna be able to watch Alexander the same way again. Lmao. XD
Kowala_Bear I'd let Mister be Alexander Hephaistion's daddy. Except for he's a jerk. Hahaha.
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear Defff.
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy I know, right? That could cheer anyone up. xD
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear Nothing better than two gay unborn children to cheer up your day!
LeeWayy I would let C.P. be Gerard Alexander's daddy. xD
Kowala_Bear This night turned out better than planned. All because of @LeeWayy and my unborn gay sons. XD
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear It has to, 'cause I will it to! xDDD
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy I will laugh so hard if this actually happens. XDD
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear Lmao, slumber parties!
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy We'll let them know we love them no matter what. They'll be outta the closet by the time they're five. XD
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear Hahaha, we'll give them lessons! xDDDDDD
Kowala_Bear RT @LeeWayy: I love how me and @Kowala_Bear are plotting for our children to be gay together! xD
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy It will most definitely happen too. I will stop at nothing. xDD
LeeWayy I love how me and @Kowala_Bear are plotting for our children to be gay together! xD
Kowala_Bear It's a good thing gay marriage is legal in Iowa. XD
LeeWayy Totally just made the betrothal official. I posted it on myspace. xD
Kowala_Bear All y'all are gonna be jealous when @LeeWayy and I have our baby boys and they're beautiful and fall in love. XD
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear The best! xDDDDDD
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy Haha. Good idea. xD
LeeWayy :D RT @Kowala_Bear: Jared Hephaistion and Gerard Alexander for thee win. @LeeWayy
Kowala_Bear Jared Hephaistion and Gerard Alexander for thee win. @LeeWayy
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear We only tell the after the first (play)date!
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy Our children will never know that the people they're named after were LOVERSSS. Or they will. If we tell them. XD
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear Lmao. Jared Hesphaistion, fosho.
Kowala_Bear Jared Hephaistion has been moved to my favorite boy name spot. Sorry Ronald.
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy Totallyyy.
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear It would be shawwwvveeetttt.
Kowala_Bear Most definitely. XD RT @LeeWayy: Thinking maybe Gerard Alexander and Jared Hesphaistion should be bromancial to each other. xDDD
LeeWayy Thinking maybe Gerard Alexander and Jared Hesphaistion should be bromancial to each other. xDDD
Kowala_Bear @LeeWayy :)
LeeWayy @Kowala_Bear Haha, Jared Hesphaition!