Ok so I was out the other day with a friend when we decided we needed food. So off we went and got the big M because in our town mall its about the only food you can truely trust not to die from. As we were talking and eatting about the stupidity of high school and our latest buys, a group of teenagers walked up in need of food too.
Now you think this would be fine just like i did, but on a second look at the group (as a teen girl would do on spotting a teen guy) I found out just how tight too tight is on guys. When you can see 'bumps' that should not be seen your pants are way too tight. If it looks like you may break the zipper of your pants, your pants are to tight. finally when you have a few girls giggling at you because they can see your thinking happy thoughts like me and my friend did THEN YOUR PANTS ARE TO TIGHT!
The upside to wearing your pants this tight, is not that you will get all the girls because they can see the size of you (or lack in the boys above case) but that you will bring a smile to someone's face, and when they make it back to their car they wont be able to drive off for about five minutes because they will be doubled over the steering wheel laughing their ass off at you
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