I Want TO See A Disney Movie End On A Sad Note.

Disney pisses me off sometimes.
Don't get me wrong,
I love Disney.
Disney World really IS the happiest place on Earth!
(Not that I've seen all of Earth, but from what I know, that place is pretty goddamn happy.)
But I mean,
There's ALWAYS a happy ending.
Yeah, yeah,
I realize it's for younger kids,
But someday those kids gotta wake the fuck up!
Avril Lavigne did. Therefore we have the song "My Happy Ending"
See?
I believe in happy endings,
I just don't have any faith that my life will work out that way.
All the princesses get their prince,
And no one suffers but the bad guy.
Karma right?
Yes.
But that's karma that bites oyuinthe ass again in THIS life.
Does that happen? Usually not.
So to Disney:
Love the park.
Fix your movies.
Can Cinderella at least like have blisters from walkingin glass slippers?
Or can Snow White actually give on oof those sexy-ass dwarves a chance?
can Jasmine NOT be able to marry Aladdin AND be the princess?
Find me a loophole, Disney.
Please.
Just float my boat.
But not on"The Happiest Cruise on Earth [It's A Small World]"
Happiest Cruise?
I would've rather been in a paddleboat in the middle of the Atlantic and I would've been happier.
You didn't even have to give me paddles!
(Had to go on the ride twice.)
(Now I know what hell is like.)

My point:
(Yes I have one)
Life doesn't have happy endings.
And when there are,
There'salways something after the happy ending.
Yeah, Sleeping Beauty married the prince.
But she probably ended up a narcoleptic old woman with stretch marks from a million kids.
There's always a catch.
Always.