Pick Up Lines. Do you like them??

I don't know about you, but I absolutely loooove pick up lines.
They are great. Even if they don't work.
Hah.
So, here are some of my favorites:

Did you fart? Because you blew me away
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I know I'm not Fred Flinstone, but baby, I can make your bed rock.
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

Okay, here are the perverted ones, just becuase I'm weird like that. :D

"why don't we go back to my place and do all the things i'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?"
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy

are those mirror pants? cause i can sure see myself in 'em!
Do you work for UPS/ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
Excuse me I've lost my puppy. Will you help me look for him? Ohhh I think he went into this cheap motel.
Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself...
"If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?"
"If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!"

Which one is your favorite?
What are some other funny pick up lines you know?

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