My first Omegle expirence.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heyy !
Stranger: m/f?
You: femalee. youu ?
You: let
Stranger: boy
You: let's make babies !
Stranger: hello
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: hey sexy girl!
You: hey sexy male !
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: hey sexy male?
Stranger: haha
You: you said sexy girl. can i eat your intestines ?
Stranger: sex
Stranger: how old are you?
You: suree. can i eat your insides afterwords ? that reallly get me off. i'm 461875178956 years old. you ?
Stranger: same to you
Stranger: hahahahhahahaha
You: i love you. marry me now !~
Stranger: but that is next
Stranger: sex first
You: why can't it be now ?!
Stranger: you can?

You: no sex before marriage !
Stranger: that is second sex!
You: you're ridiculous !
Stranger: just say yes or no do you want a sex?

You: a sex ? that's just one. why would you only want sex one time ?
Stranger: no, i want only you
Stranger: i want you everything
You: okayy :S let's bang our brains out then !
Stranger: no.........why?
You: cos that'd be some rough sex.
Stranger: hmm...
Stranger: no
Stranger: i love you
You: i love you more you horny bastard :D
Stranger: what?
Stranger: lol
You: i'm not sure. i haven't eaten anyone in a while, so i'm kinda outta it. my cannbalistic hunger makes me crazy.
Stranger: but i love you
You: if you love me, you'll let me eat your left leg.
Stranger: no!!!! the bust!
You: may i eat your arm then ?
Stranger: yeah
You: thanks. the left one ?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i want a your breast
You: sweeettt. ahahah. i need them. you cannot eat them.
Stranger: you watn? i'm really well them
You: dhnixjhctghegygdhgu. go fuck a goat in the butt, you slut.
You have disconnected.

I'm AMAZED he played along for so long.
November 15th, 2009 at 04:08pm