According to my manager, Tre Cool made me pee myself

Okay, so I'm going to keep this short and simple and straight to the story of which I had been through today for 5-friggin-hours!

Okay... so... this is what happened today:

I was getting ready for work; I put on my jacket and I realize my jacket was extremely wet. So I sniffed it, wondering what it was, and it smelled like piss. I was like; "O_O Oh. My .God. My cat pissed in my jacket."

So I took it off and my uniform was wet and smelled like piss, but I had no time to wash it or anything, so I had to go to work soaked in cat piss.

Then my manager passes me, gets a whiff of me, and says with a scrunched nose; "Ugh, Tami, you still having those dreams with that Tre Cool dude?"

My face looked like this O_O, and then I said, "My cat peed on my coat..."

He burst out laughing, chuckling, "Excuses, excuses!"

And that is the end of my tale. I came home five hours later and had a very long, much needed shower.

Until next time, Nimrods, don't pull too many shenanigans