Is my new favorite site.
No seriously. I find myself laughing when I remember a text or something.
For example:
(509): Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
(781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
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Yeah, just thought I'd share that with you all.
Just remember
"Remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? We do."
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