Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota, its funny d:

Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota :

> >If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through
> >18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will
> >swim by, You might live in Minnesota ..

> >If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each
> >year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, You
> >might live in Minnesota ..

> >If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",
> >You might live in Minnesota ..

> >If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, You
> >might live in Minnesota ..

> >If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
> >You might live in Minnesota .

> >If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
> >You might live in Minnesota ..

> >If you know how to say...Wayzata....Mahtomedi....Cloquet...... Edina
> .....and Shakopee,
> >You might live in Minnesota ..

> >If you measure distance in hours,
> >You might live in Minnesota ..

> >If you know several people, who have hit deer more than once,
> >You might live in Minnesota ..

> >If you often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
> again,
> >You might live in Minnesota .

> >If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
> >during a raging blizzard without flinching,
> >You might live in Minnesota ..

> >If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
> >You might live in Minnesota ..

> >If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
> unlocked,
> >You might live in Minnesota ..

> >If you carry jumper cables in your car, and your wife/girlfriend knows
> how to use them,
> >You might live in Minnesota ..

> >If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet
> Farm at any given time,
> >You might live in Minnesota ..

> >If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
> >You might live in Minnesota ..

> >If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
> snow,
> >You might live in Minnesota ..

> >If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and of
> course, road construction,
> >You might live in Minnesota ..

> >If you can identify a southern or eastern accent,
> >You might live in Minnesota ..

> >If your idea of creative landscaping is a plastic deer next to your
> blue spruce,
> >You might live in Minnesota ..

> >If "Down South" to you means Iowa,
> >You might live in Minnesota .

> >If you know "a brat" is something you eat,
> >You might live in Minnesota .

> >If you find -10 degrees "a little chilly",
> >You might live in Minnesota .

> >If you actually understand these jokes,
> >You DO live in Minnesota
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I live in Minnesota, i found it funny d: