No, this is Patrick.

We all know this quote. We all love it. But, what if it got me in trouble? Well, yeah it did. So, I was in school and my teacher picked up some book and said "Is this 'The Giver'?" And I screamed "No! This is Patrick!" Then preceded to say "Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!" Luckily for me, I was in my percussion class... So it wasn't that bad. Anyways, my teacher then gave the class a ten minute lecture on how you can't 'screw' anything. I don't really understand anything anymore. Well, anyways, if anyone as you a question starting with "Is this...", then you must respond, in a screaming form, "No! This is Patrick!" Thank you.
Au revoir, with love, kiss kiss hug hug, xoxo Gossip Girl,
Dan Marazita.
Out.