Gingerbread man is related to Ronald McDonald ?

Where do I start ? Yesterday my foot got tangled up in a wire and I fell into a cupboard , yeah I have a huge bruise in my arm , talk about bad luck .....
Secondly ... my darlin' baby brother ate my Chocolate puddings , they are sooo goood , the best things in the freakkin world and he just ate them , not cool man , not cool .
I hope that karma bites his ass , I know I am mean but well he ate my puddings .
Ahh , I know this is totaly random but as you know Christmas Eve is soon here ! And I don't know what to buy for my father , I'm absolutely clueless ... , I mean he doen't like things , he just sits and tries to kill his laptop , What else ?
It's minus 18 degrees out here , freezing and I have lost my mittens , my beloved mittens , I'm so sad . I hate winter , I know I am wierd but snow is just not my thing . It's pretty I know but once you go outside ahh it will melt into your socks .. , I prefer autumn myself .
Mmm , math ... I hate math , another F . Why do I need it , c'mon ? I am not going to use it anyway , I have a theory about math .. , it is an ancent torture device , Hitlers favourite .
And some wierd , unecessery but good news ... Ahhh .
Two nights in a row , I have dreamt about William Beckett (wiping drool ) , in the first dream he saved me from a house full of fish , my herooo !! In the second dream he kidnapped me and started writing poems on the walls , ahhh .
You know , I hate gingerbread , it's disgusting , it's in the my worst nightmare was that the gingerbread man would come and get me , I have a wild imagination .. , did I mention that I am afraid of clowns and I thin that the gingerbread man is related to Ronald McDonald THE head clown , I know he is ..