All I want for Christmas is a Vampire...wait what?

I have a lot of free time on my hands and we were talking about things I wanted for Christmas and with my recent Vampire obsession all I could think was all I want for Christmas is a vampire. So I rewrote a couple Christmas songs and these are my vampire carols. :)

This one is set to 'I want a hippopotamus for Christmas'

I want a vampire for Christmas
Only a vampire will do
I don't want a sparkly, no lame fangless boy
I want a vampire to play with and enjoy

I want a vampire for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door
That's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a vampire villain standing there

I want a vampire for Christmas
Only a vampire will do
No werewolves, no wizards
I only likes vampires
And vampires like me, too

Mom says a vamp would eat me up, but then
Meyer says a vamp is a vegetarian

There's lots of room for him in our dark basement
I'd feed him there and let him keep his coffin there and let him bite my neck

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a vampire villain standing there

I want a vampire for Christmas
Only a vampire will do
No werewolves, no wizards
I only likes vampires
And vampires like me, too

This one is to 'White Christmas'

I'm dreaming of a vampire
Just like the ones who used to rule
Where the blood soaked fangs glisten,
and garlic scares them
back to their coffin

I'm dreaming of a vampire
With every Anne Rice novel I read
May your nights be frightful and dark
And may all your vampires bite

I'm dreaming of a Vampire
With every Buffy episode I watch
May your vampires be cold as ice
And may all your vampires bite

Hahahaha I'm uber lame I know go ahead and tell me it lol.
December 19th, 2009 at 03:16am