PRINGLES!

So Zoelin and I decided to go to the shop, to buy some snacks or something like that.
We saw a packet of pringles and took it to the counter.
Cashier:Would you like to get another packet? It's buy one get one free.
Zoe: I dunno... Are we that piggish Ailith?
Me: YEAH!
*Zoe went to get another packet*
Later on, on the way back, we were wondering how to smuggle BOTH packets into the house.
Zoe: My mum's gonna think we're pigs!
*I put a pringle packet in the inner pocket of my coat*
Me: What?
*Zoe looks at the lump in my coat*
Zoe: We'll just say that you have really big boobs!
*I laugh*
Me: So, I've had a VERY sudden growth spurt then?
Zoe: Yeah, outwards!
*I laugh again*
Good times!
HOORAY FOR 2009!