10 things to do when you are bored

1. Perfect your ability to lift only one eye brow
2. Read a Latin book upside down on the subway
3. Look up the word penis on Google
4 Get some random guy on the internet to fall in love with you... then never talk to him again.
5. Sew gum wrappers onto your favorite shirt
6. Taste your own poo
7. Announce on your facebook status that you are a lesbian
8. Dress up as a flapper girl and perform the song Let me entertain you on the street corner at night
9. Call 911 and ask for Bob
10. Take this journal seriously

Feel free to add to this list! ;-)