I'm Got Pulled Over!!! WTF

K, so one day me and viv were just coming back from safeway, we went out for lunch... and we found this shopping cart and so i told Vivian so hop in, so she did and i pushed her... so we're coming down the back lane and we see this ghost car, (a police car that is all white) and he starts talking to through the speaker while he was sitting in the car, jesus you lazy ass police guy, we're 5 fucking feet aways from you and you have to have a conversation wiht us through the fucking speaker!!!!! anyway, so he like,
"s that a new form of transportaion?"
"yea! (i said happily thinking he was joking around)"
"did you buy that shopping cart?"
"no"
"where did you buy her? (he was refering to Vivian in the shopping cart)"
"uh, China :D"
"ok well just make sure you put the cart back where you found it"
"ok"
So we continue down this back alley and the train tracks are right beside us, usually everybody goes across the train tracks at lunch time... so we continue down the lane and this car is coming and the cart is slipping, and we try to turn around but its still slipping, so we just hop out and go across the train tracks. then this police man starts driving and stops us on the other side of the tracks and he's like,
"you here [point] and you here [point]"
so we stand there and he's like,"
"you guys are not suppost to be crossing the train tracks, i culd wriet you guys each a ticket for $180."
"WTF!!! (we were thinking)"
So he keeps talking and trys to intimidate us, then he jsut says i'll let you off this time, get to class, them we ran. Buh Bye Mother Fucker!