Questions of Life

If one is talking to the fork and spoon from the nursery rhyme, would it be especially rude to mention spooning?

Is mooning okay in outer space?

Is being called "smart as an owl" a good thing?

A peacock is considered one of the most beautiful birds, but nobody likes to hear it talk. Is there a message behind this?

If the Christian God has always been perfect, why does he make mistakes?

Does the pope shit in the woods?

^(o.o)> Where did that question even come from?

Why do countries allow greedy, selfish people tell them what to do?

Why is my dog under my bed?

Why do teachers get paid so little?

Why is everything that tastes good bad for you?

If school is so smart, how come grades go ABCD...F?

Why do people advertise scary-skinny people and tell us that's how we all should look?

Why do people get the wary eye when they're different?

Can a vampire be killed with a wooden pencil?

Why do minorities insist on taking the majorities down instead of building themselves up?

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Is anybody else relating to this?
February 8th, 2010 at 06:47am