My days as i live seem shorter they have something about them,that makes me wan't to smile.

-A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
answer:The room with the lions,because they would be dead.
-A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
answer:The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.