I Fail. I hope this makes you laugh.

Lately I've been leaving awesomely weird comments on journals so I'm sorry if I disturb you in any way. Yesterday I told someone I didn't have a top lip or belly button. They never replied.

Anyways, the point of this journal is.. Woah. No major point besides I tried to swallow my tongue for a half hour. :3 I don't know why but I noticed I could flip my tongue all the way around, then I tried to swallow it because I kept biting it.

Uhm.. What else..

Oh! Me and my friends made up a few words so if you want to read them I'll be posting a journal about that later. Heres a few:
F*ckedupidish. (somewhat f*cked up)
And..
Shizzy. (horrible as in its a shizzy day.)
Shaboozled, Shambanged, Shamwowed, Shamidoodled. (drunk, high, f*cked up in general)
Boinked (as in I want to boink her brother)
Epic.
Beast.
Danieled (retarded. inside joke)
Ihopped (being watched or stalked)
Shalloped (depressed, upset)
Fuzdoogled (confused)
Confuzzled (confused)
Shabozzled (confused again)
Yengered (angry)
Apples and peached (F*cked either way. "I don't care about the cash cause either way I'm apples and peached.")

M'kay. I think that's it. :) Anyways, message me or talk cause I'm bored. Love you! :D