Card Suits

So today, I was thinking.. And this came up:

The Queen of Clubs. The lowest of the four kingdoms. She's disregarded by all, except her most loyal subjects. Her eyes, old and weary, look over desolate lands, wishing for something more.

The Queen of Diamonds. The most glamorous of the four queens. She dresses as lavishly as one can, looking gaudy all the same. Her painted lips twisted in a smile as she commands her counties all the while batting large eyelashes.

The Queen of Hearts. The prettiest of the queens. With one look she can capture hearts for eternity. Her husband cowers behind her beauty, threatened by her many knightly suitors. She beams, unaware of the lust in their eyes.

The Queen of Spades. The strongest of them all. With mighty fists and a stiff upper lip, she rules her empire. Donned extravagantly, with spear in hand to symbolize her strength and rose in the other to symbolize her beauty.

I went with the bridge rankings, the looks of them on the cards and pure imagination. [:
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