Me And My Shoelaces Are In Love.

Me and my shoelaces are in love and we are getting married in the near future.
I will propose to my shoelaces in a few months. We're going on a date tomorrow for Valentine's.

My Shoelaces are amazing, they're neon yellow with pink dots and sparkles. I am in love with them completely. I would seriously have sex with them once we're married.

I have two shoelaces so we're polygamists. I find this a great story to tell my shoelace children when they ask 'which one is my dad?'.

We are living great lives and are going to have shoelace children in the future.