I hate February. Suggest a story pleas.

I have possibly had the crappiest month so far. Well one of them.
If you where born in February you are a spawn of a demon.

I really don't care if i offend you or not. It's your fault for being borne in February.

Okay that was mean.

I'm sorry

I'm in a bad mood

Suggest a story? Something funny. Maybe small chapters

I need to laugh.

I feel this needs to be longer so I'm adding this line to make me feel better.

Now I'm done, almost.

Something funny was suppose to go here but I couldn't think of it.