Pimpin' my story and questions :)

Hey my lovely Mibbians! :)

So it's pretty late over here in England, but as much as I want to watch Heroes and Casualty (lol) I cannot be artichoked to come off the computer :)

I have a proposition for anyone who's interested :) I want more people to read my stories basically, but I know that you can't really expect anyone to read yours without reading theirs.
So I was wondering whether if anyone wanted to read my story, I would gladly read theirs and comment.
A little bit about my story
So it's basically a Twilight Parody/almost-fan fiction. Generally better for people who have read the books. I am not overly keen on the Twilight saga, but the annoying thing about it for me is that I HATE Bella's character. Does anyone else find that she is rude, boring and has zero personality? Well, I do, and I have written a new story Twilight: What Should Have Happened.
I understand that this is quite a precise story so am expecting not many readers for it :L

If anyone has anything that I can read just comment, you don't have to read anything of mine :) I'm just bored.

I promised you questions...so here you are:
1) Are you a twilight person? ;)
2)How has your day been?
3) Anything funny happened to you today?
4) What time is it where you live?

Thanks xxx