Oh God.

I have been deprived of the Internets for two days.
It was hell.
I just had a mini-heart attack because it disconnected again for like two seconds.
I just can't take anymore, INTERNETS DON'T LEAVE ME!

Ahh! My birthday is only 33 days away!
Yes I'm lame for counting the days.
But i like lame.
I'm so excited.
My friend is making me a penis cake XD, that we got from a sex shop.
Aha I'm so excited.
We are ganna get so shit faced!

I think i've decided to go with a Nikon for my camera.
Not sure yet, I'm ganna do some window shopping.
I'm not one of those people who like surprise birthday gifts.
I know what I want, but I usually only want one thing.

Question;
What do you want for your birthday?
Is it a pink pony perhaps?