Prison Break

It's the best thing that can ever happen.
The best thing that the world will ever have to deal with.

My mom is sending me to rehab.
Or to juvie.
Depends really on what she thinks is appropriate.

Maybe both.
I'll be going to juvie and rehab right after graduating from high school.
At least college will be a literal "New Leaf" for me...
right?

In all honesty though...
I haven't slept in two days.
I haven't really eaten in a while.
I just cut my wrists and stared blankly into space.

It's the best thing to ever happen to me.
Don't you just agree?

Note the sarcasm in this whole journal entry