NOT ABOUT LOVE GODDAMMIT. link me to your stories and I swear I'll read and comment etc.

One story that ISN'T about love. Is that really too much to ask?

Please, if you have a story that is not about love, that isn't a fanfiction, that isn't about pre-arranged marriage, that isn't bandslash, if it is anything OFF THAT TOPIC I am begging you - link me. I will happily read it. And comment and critique and give much feedback and possibly subscribe so I can GET AWAY FROM ALL THESE GODDAMN LOVE STORIES.
It seems like that is the only thing there is for anybody to write about anymore.

Drama yes, sci-fi yes, horror/thriller PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE, mystery sure, action yes, comedy yes, crime, adventure, fantasy,biographyteenwartradgedyANYTHINGBUTROMANCE.

Please. =D

BUT.
If you link me to your story and I stumble across ONE SAPPY LOVEY DOVEY BROKEN HEARTED SENTECE, I will hunt you down. And burn all of your cookies beyond recognition so they crumble and turn to ash in your mouths and taste like s***. I may or may not also steal your pants and wear them to the next Mardi Gras, but that's besides the point. I want your no-love stories.

Muchly appreciated.