Contest Entry for BlackRosesBleedBlack

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Owwww shit, those damn ninjas really are legit. Okay, I shall fight the school bully because I have no idea what the hell Slaps is, but whatever it is I'd probably suck at it. But then, this IS Mr. Burk we're talking about, who can't even draw a stick figure. But whatever.

So assuming the school bully is Danielle, I sneak up on her and wave bacon in front of her face. No one can resist bacon! So I lure her over using the magical power of bacon and she trips on a log and lands on her, err, voluptuous stomach and passes out.

Then I find a cookie on the ground. "Mr. Cookie, can I eat you please? No? TOO BAD! Nom nom nom nom."

And then I find a magical rainbow bridge, so I slide down it and join Charlie the Magical Unicorn and his weirdie nameless friends that aways say "Yeaaah Charlie!"

But then Barack Obama shows up so I stand up and say "Mr. President, I SUE YOU! I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!!!!!"

To be continued.......just kidding......maybe.