Help... Please?

If someone has time, I want a profile layout that's like the layout for my story: "This Wasn't What You Wanted... Was It?"

Please? I will love you forever! I originally posted this on the Layout Thread thingy, but in case it doesn't get answered, maybe someone reading this would be able to help me out.

And I would like to have someone to help explain to me how the skeleton thing works. Because I copied to code thing, and tried to customize it myself. It looked alright offline, and some how managed to change once I tried it on here. Then that's when my profile looked funky and wasn't how it looked off line.

If someone would be kind enough to tell me what line stands for what part of the page would be seriously helpful. I would forever be in your debt.

And just for an incentive, I'll pimp you out on myyearbook and myspace. Also, I'll read five of your stories, and possibly make you a banner... (They're not all that professional looking, but they are rather nice looking if I do say so myself.)

Is that enough of a bribe for you guys? I'll check back tomorrow.