Look at that beard, and that adorable face. I just drool all over myself, and the fact that he's the original singer for UnderOath makes me nearly wet my pants. I don't even know what to say. I don't know if I'm more excited that I'm seeing Maylene and the Sons of Disaster live and I get to witness their amazing music, or the fact that I'm chillin' with them after.
If Tyler leaves me alone with Dallas Taylor, I am sooo running away with him. That's a given. Tell my mom I love her. I'll be in their van at twelve when this is all over with. We'll make adorable children together.