It's Expensive Being Homeless

To build up to this story, I have to tell you about the day before. On Saturday, I set up a booth for my business at the local college and got a lot of business and made lots of money. So, altogether, it was a good weekend and I was a happy man.

So Sunday, I was walking to Arby's and as I walked by a homeless guy, he said, "Do you have any change, sir?" I reached in my pocket and found 3 or 4 dollars and when I went to hand it to him, he said it wasn't enough. I said, "Well alright then." and put the money back in my pocket and went to Arby's and got a nice warm meal.