Morning News

There is nothing that ruins my mornings more than the morning news. All they do is lie. Literally the first word out of there mouth is a lie. " Good morning....." Lie.lie.lie.
Usually they greet you with that good morning, and then tell you that a plane has crashed, or that there was another earthquake. They say ' Good morning'... and then they tell you why it is not.
How good does this sound to you? " Good morning, three men were shot dead last night in a liquor store."
No, its too much of a contradiction to make any sense to anybody that can read in between the lines of what the news people are really saying.
"Welcome to the end, a girl was raped and found dead last night in Chicago."

Much more fitting don't you think?
May 16th, 2010 at 10:53pm