virginity

i might seriously remain a virgin. why you might be thinking? you really can't trust a penis or vagina these days. i means sexually transmitted disease are running a muck all over i can't change the channel on tv without some smiling person going yes i have herpes but try this new medicine you'll be back in the sack in no time. i mean really if i was said persons partner i would be questioning that relationship. where did they catch from cause they obviously didn't get. i would say let me get out my nun suit but i don't believe in god plus i would much rather be a monk because they are so much cooler. can women even become monks?