Well, I Just Embarrassed Myself Today...

Okay, time for something a little different than what I usually do. Thing is, I need advice, and I would greatly appreciate any advice any of you here in Mibba can possibly give me. Okay, well, there’s this girl I REALLY like. Well, okay, maybe not LIKE, but I’m certainly interested in her at least. For the sake of anonymity, let’s call her, I don’t know, Mallory. Okay, she gave me her number, and today I decided to give her a call. But, unfortunately, she wasn’t there, so I left her this message:

“Hey Jeffrey, oh, crap! I mean, hey Mallory! I don’t know what happened there, sorry! Uh, yeah, so, yeah, I decided I’d, y’know, call you and see how you were doing. And, yeah, y’know, congratulate you on your graduation. If, y’know, want to call me back, just call me at ------. Well, I guess I’ll talk to you then, bye!”

Yeah, I’m a real Casanova, huh? It’s just, she’s really beautiful, and I have no clue what to say. And I’m HORRIBLE at keeping conversations on the phone. I dunno, I know it all sounds really cliché, but I don’t suppose you can give some advice to a guy down on his luck, huh?
May 20th, 2010 at 06:40am