May 24, 2010.

Dear So-and-so,

So.

I have nothing to do and just thought I'd put a few random thoughts down here,

Here we go.

Random thought #1. "You gay ass fag!" actually means "You happy donkey cigarette!"

Random thought #2. My grandmother has rather large bunions on her feet.

Random thought #3. "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe your seat." Words of wisdom, kiddies.

Random thought #4. If I had a spork I'd stab myself in the eye. Seriously. The only thing on TV is Judge Judy. *barf*

Random thought #5. Do babies really come from a stork? Or do they just fall right out of the mothership and land in the mother's belly button when she's asleep?

Random thought #6. TODAY IS MAH BIRFDAY!

Random thought#7. *looks at cell phone* Is that asshole really texting me? Fuck. My. Life.

Random thought#10. Man. I change my layout more than I change underwear.

Random thought #11. I wonder if WonderBread created the wonder bra?

Yeah.

So.

That's all that was on my mind..

G'day, lovers,
xSavannah.