The BEST story I've ever been told.

A story a friend on Twitter made up about me. I love it. xD

Get ready, this shit is epic.

"Once apon a time, in a land called Camanche, lived a young lad named Lia. She ate sparkles and drank unicorn pee. One day, she drank soo much unicorn pee she got sick. She went for a walk and fell down a hole. She landed on a pinecone. She cried and her tears went to her upper lip and she grew a 'stache. She got scared and ran home and cried herself to sleep. When she woke up, it was all a dream (or was it??? hmmm) THE END."

I bet you just shit your pants from the epicness of that, didn't you?

I warned you.

-Lia,xo.