Some very interesting statistics...

okay so my i'm sitting in maths and my friend passes me this peice of paper with this stuff on it, i found it so hiliarious so i thought i might share it with you guys....if you've heard this before...i'm sorry??

tehe well, i hope you find it as funny and somewhat as interesting as i did
the comments in italics are what really got me..

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
Hardly seems worth it.

2. If you farted constantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
Now that's more like it!

3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
O.M.G!

4. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
In my next life, i want to be a pig.

5. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. Creepy.
I'm still not over the pig.

6. Banging your head against the wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Do not try this at home....maybe at work.

7. The male Praying Mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
"Honey I'm home. What the...?!"

8. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
30 minutes...lucky pig...can you imagine???

9. The catfish has over 27,000 tastebuds.
What could be so tasty at the bottom of a pond?

10. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.

11. Butterflies taste with their feet.
Something I've always wanted to know.

12. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Hmmmm....

13. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.
If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?

14. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
ok, so that would be a good thing...

15. A cat's urine glows under a black light.
I wonder who was paid to figure that out?

16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
I know some people like that.

17. Starfish have no brains.
I know some people like that too.

18. Polar Bears are left-handed.
If they switch, they'll live a lot longer...

19. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
What about that pig??

tehe now you've smiled atleast once i hope... =)

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