Bring Out The Dancing Lobsters.

Does anyone remember that? The Amanda Show.
I hope my title sucked you in, because I'm actually here to whore my story and talk about weird experiences today.

For 1.) Check out my Oli Sykes story "I Swear I Heard Your Voice"
You don't even need to know who Oli is, or even like him. Most of my subscribers don't even care for BMTH. It's very detailed and I think you'd like it.

Weird things: I'm actually sitting in my mum's car on my grandma's IPhone at the moment. There's an attractive male sitting in the cafe right across from me and we've made eye-contact like thirty times. But no, thats not the weird thing that happened today. Me and my mum were driving out of the dentist office and we see four/five police cars. My mum can't see what is happening so when we make a turn she says "Sam look!", I do as I'm told and I see a group of police officers arresting a naked man.

I swear I'm scarred. Now I fully understand why that's indecent exposure. Because I'm sorry sir, I do not want to see your penis. Kay, thanks babe.

Also; anyone that is reading my story, I will not be updating in the next few days. Our cable got struck by lightning and our desktop is fried. I will try to update on my IPod though. As for not updating in a few days, I'm going on vacation Friday.

So enough with penises, whoring, and fried computers.
Court dismissed, bring out the dancing lobsters!