Yoko Ono Is Following Me On Twitter!!! (And You Should Too!)

Don't anyone dare burst my bubble here. I am soo excited and surprised. Yoko freakin' Ono is following me on Twitter. This is me!

I've never had any contact with anyone famous since I was ten and stepped on Travis Best's shiny shoes while he sat next to me at a Pacer's game. So I'm a little deprived of celebrity interaction.

I've found another thing to add to my 'Things to do before I die' list. I want to attend Comic Con and dress up, probably like some obscure superhero. I want to show everyone how big of a geek I really am.

It's really freakin' hot outside. I saw some idiot trying to bake cookies on the dashboard of his car. It looked like it was actually working. I hope it's not 110 degrees when my family and I go to Chicago to see Bon Jovi in concert.

Speaking of Bon Jovi, my mom is a big fan. And she was a large crush on Jon Bon Jovi like most adult women because he's hott. And I kinda agree; he is...for an older man. My mom is also a fan of Usher. So bad that when I went to change the radio station when one of his songs was on, she slapped my hand away. My mom is awesome.

Here's a Bon Jovi video. It's from the early 2000's I think.



Questions
1. What was your last celebrity moment?
2. Is hot where you are?
3. Does your mom having anyweird crushes
4. Do you like Bon Jovi or Usher?