Yahoo Conversations<3

So... This is an epic conversation with my friend Abi (who's in my yahoo as "Cum-meal" for some reason xD) and I... Enjoy :D

(The first IM is her commenting on my status which was "GRR! WHY AM I SO TIRED?!")

Cum-meal: Cause our hot rough kinky sex last night was too much for you. Haha. XD
Daphnee: Truetrue. You have to learn to take it easy on me D;
Cum-meal: I tried. D: But you're just so goddamn sexy. I couldn't help myself.
Daphnee: Try harder next time! D;
Cum-meal: But. D: But...you liked it!
Daphnee: That doesn't help me now! I'm exhausted D:
Cum-meal: Should have taken a nap with me afterwards. And a relaxing bubble bath. But no. Your other booty call wanted you. D: Hoe.
Daphnee: It's not my fault! When you're this sexy you have to make time for everyone!
Cum-meal: No you don't!! You can be loyal to me for once!! D<
Daphnee: But.... But then how will I provide for my loved ones if I'm not getting my payment? D:
Cum-meal: I don't know. D: Find some other outlet.
Daphnee: Like what? We all know I'm not talented anywhere but the bedroom!
Cum-meal: Dx
Daphnee: I'll try to be loyal! I promise! Abi babyyy, you make me feel so alive! I've got purpose once again, yeahh yeahhhh!
Cum-meal: I don't believe you!
Daphnee: Please babyyy! I can change!
Cum-meal: You said that last time!!
Daphnee: But I was drunk then!
Cum-meal: You're drunk everytime!!
Daphnee: Not this time! This time I'm only slightly high! See? I'm already changing!
Cum-meal: Only slightly!! God! I give up! We're done Dae!
Daphnee: No! I can change! Please!
Cum-meal: I don't believe that.
Daphnee: I'll clean my room! Try hard in school!
Cum-meal: You said that last time!
Daphnee: I'll buy you a kitty!
Cum-meal: I don't like kitties!!
Daphnee: Then I'll buy you a Kitty eating snake!
Cum-meal: Snakes are gross!
Daphnee: Then I'll buy you a kitty&snake eating cherry gummibear!
Cum-meal: D:
Daphnee: Please don't leave me!
Cum-meal: I'm done Dae, don't you understand!! I'm tired of this!!
Daphnee: This will be the last time I promise!
Cum-meal: You said that last time!!
Daphnee: But I mean it this time!
Cum-meal: You said that last time too!!!
Daphnee: But I REALLY mean it this time!
Cum-meal: You said that last time!!!
Daphnee: What can I do to make you stay? DDD;
Cum-meal: Nothing Daphne, don't you understand? I'm fucking done!
Daphnee: No I don't understand! Baby come back! You can blame it all on mee!
Cum-meal: That's what I'm doing! It's all you! And I'm tired of being held down by someone who isn't even loyal to me!!
Daphnee: But I will be! I promisee! I'll be superduperloyal!
Cum-meal: Stop! I'm tired of the lies!!
Daphnee: But these are truths!
Cum-meal: Stop lying Dae!! I'm tired of it!!
Daphnee: But..... But I'm being honestttttt!
Cum-meal: How can I believe that when you've lied to me so many times before!?!
Daphnee: You'll just have to trust me D;
Cum-meal: That's the thing, Dae. I can't.
Daphnee: You can!
Cum-meal: No I can't! I'm done! Leave me the fuck alone!
Daphnee: Butt... but. OKAY! I'll tell you why I've been acting weird and trying to get so much money lately... It's because..... Because... ~gets on one knee and pulls out a ring~ Will you marry me? D:
Cum-meal: D: *Gasps and cries just a little.* Really?
Daphnee: Yes D: Please?
Cum-meal: Yes. D:
Daphnee: YAYYYY! ~gives you the ring~
Cum-meal: *Puts it on and smiles.* :3
Daphnee: : DDD i knew you still loved me!
Cum-meal: Of course I did!! =D
Daphnee: Yayyy!
Cum-meal: :3
Daphnee: I am the Prince of Persia!
Cum-meal: XD