I don't think my virginity has anything to do with you, random stranger lurking in the bushes.

So, today I was walking through this cool little public wood place next to the zoo with a friend, and we stopped to sit down at the little picnic area. We were talking about random stuff, as you do, when these two boys come over with a handful of worms and put them on the table next to me. So, I thought, okay, that's a tad bit weird, but I ignored them until they started cutting up the worms and then squashing them with a stick for no reason.

I mean, who the hell does that? I don't see the point.

I didn't say anything, but they saw me looking, and one of them (who we’ll call Dylan since I never actually found out his name) said:

"Do you like frogs? I killed four yesterday."

And he sounded proud of it or something, y'know? So I didn't say anything to him, 'cause I didn't really know what to say. So he shuts up for a little bit and I'm about to resume my conversation with my friend when "Dylan" goes

"So, how old are you?"

And I'm tell him that I'm sixteen, hoping he'll go away and just leave me alone then, but no.

"Are you still a virgin?"

What the hell does that have to do with him, seriously? He doesn't know me, he doesn't know who I am, and I have no idea who the hell he is. And when I told him that it had nothing to do with him, he got all defensive and was like

"When I'm sixteen I'm losing it straight away. I know I will 'cause I'm only fourteen and I've already fingered a girl."

I didn't care. I really did not give a sh*t. So I told him that if that was even true, the girl was probably p*ssed, and wouldn't have even gone within 10 feet of him if she were sober, then left.

It just annoys me why total strangers think they can come up to you and ask questions about stuff that has nothing to do with them at all.

But... now for something totally unrelated. ;D

Does anybody know why Billie Joe Armstrong wears a handkerchief in his back pocket? My friend asked me today, and I realized that I had absolutely no idea, and now it's bugging me. (:
August 14th, 2010 at 08:51pm