Why do i fall for celebrities?

Omg! Ok so as of right now i'm in love with Joe Jonas?! And yay! Today is his 21st birthday. Happy Birthday Joe!!!

Ugh but the problem is why do i fall for guys that barely know i even exist? O.o its sad.
Why does he have to be so hot and gorgeous? Every time i see him on TV and when he performs my stomach tingles. I know, im pathetic. But lately it's going waaay out of hand.
I even saw him in my dream. I'm not lying! It was UH-MAZING! But then when i woke up i was extremely sad. Somebody help meeee! I think i need a real boyfriend. Yeah. Maybe that's it.
I mean it''s been bugging me everyday. I try to ignore the fact but it wont go away. I wish there was a Joe look alike somewhere. Hmph.

This obsession with him driving me crazy!!! Ever since 2006! Gaaaah. I can't help it. Ugh this is so stupid. Im stupid.