I'm a fail :3

I just had a conversation with my best friend about what I would do if I had a penis for one day. I made quite the list.

1; fapfapfap.
2; get a blowjob.
3; become president (I'm Canadian.)
4; buttrape RayWilliamJohnson.
5; repeat number one.
6; repeat number two.
7; force you to make me a sandwich.
8; try to give MYSELF a blowjob.
9; repeat number four.
10; jack off on ChatRoulette.

In case you were wondering, I'm a dirty, dirty child.

QUESTIONS :D
- How was your day?
alright. i had an epic conversation with my buddy, who's mom hates me.
- What's your song of the day?
"heaven help us" by my chemical romance
- What are you doing right now?
watching jackass with my brother.
- Comment swap? One shots only :)
fuckyeahman.