The weird things we say

Well after my "emo" rant i feel i need to end things on a lighter note XD so i though i'd tell you of the weird conversation me and my cousin, claud had
Me: I don't like xylaphones.
Claud: Frank iero?
Me: No homer simpson.
claud: oh...

and once i told her i'd shoot her with my bare hands :)
and heres a conversation i had with my dad
Me:Yeah everyone calls me a lesbian
Dad: Well are you?
Me: N--Yes, actually i am
Dad: thats cool, i like girls too
Me: cool.
Dad: think i might be a lesbian.
so i was wondering do any of you guys ever say such things to your family/friends?