My weiney ate my grape pop tart!

It is....really early o' clock.It is my cousin's day of birth.Happy Birthday Newb!
I am currently home alone,my neighbor friend is off to work and I just left her house.I was staying with her last night while mommy recovered in the hospital.And yes I say mommy,I am over the age of 5 and I still say mommy...sue me.

I HAD a grape pop tart until my dog humped my head and made me give it up.
I still have 6 essays to write before school starts which is 4 weeks from now and it's going to suck so bad writing all those...My cousin just texted me back and being weak lonely desperate and bored I am...I invited the 24 year old over.He's going to drink my booze and molest my cat.He has a thing for cats...

I will update stories when I have the chance...I doubt anyone cares but whatever.
Thanks!Bye!