Layout help and whoring it up, foo!

For the love of Batman, someone help me!.

I suppose that thiscould of should of been submitted into the "Help" forum but I'm feeling reckless today.

Would anyone care to give me any pointers on how to make a good story layout? Because if you did I'd freakin' love you forever... and I might as well mention you in my little author's note of my story. :3

So yeah, anyone willing to help me? :D

Time for the reason you probably all came here for, maybe, Whoring!
Whoop-de-do-da!

So yeah, I don't have much on my plate to offer, plus I'm planning on writing a new story so I don't really want comment swaps. I may comment on it, I may not. Either way, don't get offended. :3

So yep, whore it up down there you prostitutes. XD

And seriously, someone help me with a layout.

<3