Okay, am I the only one who watches like Maury, and Jerry Springer on Friday mornings?! I find it hilarious when they come running on and like rip each others' wigs off then they're like "Oh hey Jerry, wazzup?!" xD And like after they fight they get little cups of water that they just wind up throwing at each other anyway. I find it humorous.
Maury is just a lot of screaming and crying. Jerry Springer is just like wigs flying, shirts getting ripped off, and screaming. It makes my Friday mornings enjoyable.
Carnies
Carnies;really f*cking creepy a*s people who work at fairs and run the rides/games. For realz, these people are C R E E P Y. My friends and I were getting on a ride yesterday at the fair and he told us we smelt good. Now if anyone my ageand who isn't a carny wearing a wife-beater and only has like 5 teeth I would've taken that as a very nice compliment.
Instead I was just like..... D: D:
This doesn't usually work, but...
who wants to talk?! :D I'm in a super talkative mood, I could seriously talk about anything right now. So hit me up, yeah? ...please?
Questions
1. Where do carnies sleep?
2. Whore me one of your stories? :D
3. Have you ever started eating something and then you take another bite and you just want to like throw it up? >_<
4. Holla! till you pass out
oh god, it's like an episode of House.